| Brian and Max
Brian owned a dog. Her name was Max. She was a small dog. * Brian is a man. He is unhappy. That is a funny joke. * Brian filled Max’s bowl. She ate the food. “Sorry, Max, you can’t have any more.” Max looked at Brian. * “Oh my god. “Oh my god,” Brian said, “I’m having a heart attack.” * Max sat on the couch. She looked out the window. “Waiting for someone?” Brian asked. * The car stopped suddenly. Max fell to the floor. “Are you all right?” Brian asked. * The sun was out. Max lay in the sun. Brian sat on the couch. “Why am I not happy?” he asked. Max rolled onto her back. * Max lay on the floor. Max slept. “You’re a lazy dog,” Brian said, “You’re useless.” * Brian put on his shirt. Brian put on his pants. “I have a date tonight.” Brian put on his shoes. * Max sat on the couch. Brian put his jacket on her head. Max didn’t move. “I’m still depressed,” Brian said. * Brian walked into the bathroom. A moth sat on the floor. “You’re a big moth,” Brian said. He put the moth in the toilet. * Brian and Max left the house. They walked down the street. They walked through the park. “Why don’t I have any friends?” They walked home. * Max lay on the couch. Brian sat down on the couch. “Only you understand me,” he said. Max stretched out her body. * Brian and Max sat on the couch. “Do you believe in God?” Brian asked, “Well… I do.” * Morning arrived. “Another day, another dollar,” Brian said. He drank his coffee. * Brian drove his car. He hit a trash can. He got out of the car. “Now I’m late.” * Max sat on the table. She ate some food. “That’s my food,” Brian said. * Max peed on the floor. “You’ll never work in this town again,” Brian said. * Brian tried to do a push-up. He couldn’t. * Brian ate a doughnut. Brian ate another doughnut. * Brian stood at his front door. He grabbed the doorknob. It wouldn’t turn. This was the wrong house. * Max lay on the couch. She jumped to the floor. She walked to the window. |